– Sorry I just need a minute. Hol’ up. – Okay. Spiderman. No Way Home. Umm. So, where do I begin…? I couldn’t write a review for Infinity War because it blew me away. Far, far away. It was so brilliantly done; the writing, the delivery, the story, the choreography. Everything about it was too precious to touch. The feeling I had about that movie, being my favourite movie from
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FILM REVIEW:: DON’T LOOK UP
This movie is perfect, and let me tell you why. It’s because this depicts what’s wrong with the people who roam this planet. The only “woke” people on Earth, are our scientists and the people who listen to them. However, Earth is actually infested with conspiracy theorists masked as bright individuals who truthfully, do not have a single fucking clue. I’m mad because despite this being a satire, this really
FILM REVIEW:: ETERNALS
Let’s begin with the positives… Eternals greatest achievement is the diversity. The inclusion of all sorts of life and kind is wonderful to watch. It’s next big achievement would be how visually appealing it is. From the armour, these heroes wear and how it is wrapped onto them, to the extra celestial being that appears, it’s all stunning to look at. And though full of humour, this film gives off
FILM REVIEW:: SHANG CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS
Firstly, I have to mention, so that when I read back one day, it’ll be like a memory for me. This is the first cinema movie my husband and I have been out and seen since having a baby, and since the pandemic started. The wait was so worth it. In actual fact, I would have thought any movie was fantastic, just for the fact that we were out at
FILM REVIEW:: FAST & FURIOUS 9
I hated this movie before I even started watching it. They added John Cena to this ridiculous franchise, like the unrealistic action and stunts, and repetitive use of ‘family’ isn’t enough. These films consist of me repeatedly saying ‘sure’ sarcastically, out of disbelief of anything and everything that is happening. The only excellent thing about these movies, is the hilarious banter between Roman (Tyrese Gibson) and Tej (Chris ‘Ludacris’ Bridges).
FILM REVIEW:: FREE GUY
What an incredible experience this was. It was such a seriously awesome, cool concept, that was an absolute pleasure to witness. I just want to vomit all the affirmative words out of my mouth, while I smile and bash the keys of my keyboard. Though it was tense at times, Free Guy is a light as a feather, action comedy we all need right now. What I assume is based
FILM REVIEW:: CHAOS WALKING
I’m not completely sure about the hate this movie was getting, to be honest. I mean, it was a few steps too far from being great, but was a far cry from being horrible. I was looking forward to a tremendous fight, but ended up getting something neat and tidy. It should have been chaotic, but it missed that mark. I know I’ve said ‘but’ a lot, however (ah ha!)
FILM REVIEW:: SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY
It is fair to say, with Looney Tunes being one of my most favourite things growing up, I was pretty excited for the second and more high-tech version of a beloved classic. But it was suffocated by so many distractions, what was meant to be an overfilled bag of entertainment, ended up being a bag of bore. Space Jam: A New Legacy centres around Al G. Rhythm (Don Cheadle) who
FILM REVIEW:: THE DRY
Imagine a standing ovation, that starts off slow, with one person somewhere in the middle of the audience, getting up from their seat. Everyone looks at this one person and are then themselves, encouraged to raise slowly, applauding just as passionately. Then, the entire audience erupts in a roaring cheer. The Dry deserves this type of loud, round-of-applause, and bloody hell does it make me proud to be Australian. With
FILM REVIEW:: THE DEVIL ALL THE TIME
I wasn’t in the mood for a movie when I clicked on The Devil All The Time. Especially one based on the religious folks of the West Virginian 50s. But I was on a bit of a Sebastian Stan craze (don’t ask me why). If I hadn’t IMDb’ed, I could not tell you organically what the movie was about. But here’s what I got: The Devil All The Time is