People can’t get enough of Mariah Carey’s train wreck NYE performance.
One day into 2017 and Ed Shearan saves us with an announcement of new music.
We hear of the return of Will and Grace. Quickly followed by the news of a possible Charmed reboot.
Janet announces birth of her first baby at the age of 50.
Our first mass feud of the year is Chris Brown vs Soulja Boy.
Belle doll looks like Justin Bieber.
The Weeknd and Selena Gomez?
Katherine Heigl welcomes baby number 3. Soon after, Mel Gibson welcomed his 9th kid.
Mary Tyler Moore passes away at 80.
Scarlett Johansson splits from her husband.
Something was up with Mischa Barton.
And the winner is LA LA LAND… Oh wait.
Two queens are pregnant with twins. Beyoncé and Amal Clooney. This gives me high hopes for our future.
Ashton Kutcher speaks out about child trafficking.
The Lion King is back.
Rihanna is named humanitarian of the year.
Bill Paxton dies at 61.
Chrissy Mets on Harpers Bazare.
JB’s insane impression of Jonah. How awesome!
Rest In Peace to Chuck Berry.
Comedy legend Don Rickles dies at 90.
Charlie Murphy loses his battle with leukemia.
13 Reasons Why.
Miley is back.
HBO announce Game Of Thrones spin off shows.
Sheldon himself gets hitched, in real life.
Nicki Minaj takes her pro-education beliefs to a whole new level, paying for the student loans of her hardest working fans.
We said goodbye to a young Chris Cornell, while the trance world lost the man behind the great tune Children, Robert Miles.
Rebel Wilson is finally in court to fight her defamation case and wins!
Drake breaks Billboards award record, winning 13 in one night.
Ariana Grande’s Manchester concert ends on a tragic note when a terror attack kills 22 young fans.
The longest running Bond, Roger Moore dies at 89.
Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor call it quits.
Olivia Newton-John fights another round against breast cancer.
Cape crusader, Adam West, passes away.
Eminem has a beard.
Unfortunately, I have to do it. Have to mention the Kardashians, because Rob’s Twitter/Instagram was going off about Chyna in July.
Daniel Craig will after all be Bond once again.
The Rock as next president?
Chester Bennington of Linkin Park is found dead, and days later Home Alone dad John Heard dies at 72.
Macaulay Culkin is looking fine lately.
Usher had herpes.
Despacito.
Anna Farris and Chris Pratt are no longer, and J-Law is getting the blame.
When episode 6 of season 7 of GoT aired accidentally in Spain a few days too early.
We lose comedy legend, Jerry Lewis at 91.
Kevin Hart starts to feel guilty about cheating on his wife because he was about to be outed. Kind of sort of don’t feel sorry for him.
The Biebs vs Manson!
Oh that Kris Jenner is a smart business woman. Gets three of her girls to get pregnant at once just on time for their 10 year anniversary. Turns out, we only know Khloe’s pregnancy is 100%. They sit in their mansions made from nothing and we sit here with our minimal wage actually working hard. This is your fault, you stupid people!
Comedy queen, Julia Louis-Dreyfus reveals she has breast cancer.
Tom Petty’s death is announced before he actually dies.
Cardi B is making serious money moves.
The Harvey Weinstein saga.
Joe Jonas proposes to Sophie Turner.
Kevin Spacey is accused of sexual assault, comes out as gay, and House Of Cards is cancelled all within 24 hours.
Selena and Bieber possibly back on.
When we were introduced to Brother Love.
Hollywood is rocked with sexual harassment accusation after sexual harassment accusation.
Celebs rally around a bully victim named Keaton, but turns out his mums trash.
Jay-Z Tidal dream could be over.
Disney buys a chunk of Fox.
Mans Not Hot takes the world by storm.
Beauty and the Beast is officially declared the biggest winner at the box office in 2017.
